- Vagina. It's a simple word: vagina. We all know what it means...Or do we?
Now, you might think that this would mean that the origin for penis is sword, but it's not. It's "hanging like a pendulum; tail." So men get something that just describes the general look. Fan. Freaking. Tastic.
- Al Franken and Jon Stewart. Al has sponsored an amendment on a bill that would end government contacts with companies that have clauses which disallow American contact worker/victims of overseas rape to prosecute their rapists and sue the contract companies. This is a no brainer, right? Of course you would want to allow women to be able to do that, right? How is it possible that they couldn't in the first place? Well apparently, there was a provision in the contracts that said that such claims would only be allowed to be heard through private arbitration. RIDICULOUS! Well, now that we've discovered this atrocity, we will all be OK with correcting it, right?
But to vote against something so simple as this...COME ON. You must really, truly hate women if you can vote against this. Jon Stewart gives it to 'em. And God Bless you, Jon.